Fluttershy-sub bdsm or that jar is staying empty.
unfortunately I’ve seen worse jar-related gross out content than this
Such as the trigger for the break of Yugoslavia?
no
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a guy sitting on a glass jar to insert it into his rectum, then the jar broke and blood poured out of his ass. have a nice day
Edit: wait I just looked up your reference, and it’s brilliant. thank you for this
The rattling sound of the glass pieces inside him as he fishes some of them out will never leave me.
You should find his interview about it. It’s somehow worse than the video.
his what?!
I thought that’s what this whole post was about, and I just didn’t understand the MLP connection.
Are all photos of jars on the internet not always a direct reference to that video?
If not, what are we even doing here?
I think it’s related to a psycho putting that toy in the jar and filling the jar with his jizz
I totally thought this was related to Mr Hands.
A clue for un-indoctrinated?
Maybe stay uninitiated on this one, friend. Your life is better this way.
The others are teasing you, hoping the full horror will hit you when you find it. I’m going to try to give you an inoculation.
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Dude takes the rainbow dash figurine, puts it in a jar. Masturbates a lot, fills the jar. Also talks a lot about how he thinks rainbow dash feels during all this.
Good God. Humans are a diverse crowd.
I think the most shocking thing about this is the dedication. It’s not the sort of stupid thing you can do while drunk one time in an hour. To fill a jar you need to be at it for days. Possibly weeks.
And here I can’t even get to the gym consistently. What the fuck.
That is worse than I imagined.
what am i doing why am i engaging with this
Wouldn’t it take an insanely long time to fill the jar?
Like, in sequential ejaculation studies the max volume per day 10-20ml/day, skewing lower (apparently they don’t study this unless there’s something different about the subjects)
So how big was this jar? A standard jam jar is 370ml, so we’re looking at 24-37 days. Wouldn’t it be incredibly rancid and disgusting by then?
Edit: oh my god
So I was trying this new technique where I would ejaculate into a separate jar and pour that into the original Cum Jar in order to have as little contact with the stinking, rotten, boiled Cum Jar that’s over one year old. And it looks like it’s working pretty good as you will notice in the other pictures Ill be posting in a few minutes.
Maybe there isn’t a god after all. Why did I look this up.
Hey, thanks. I appreciate you looking into this, because I had no idea about that video.
That guy was also such an idiot. FFS, get a jar, jizz in it once, then stick it in the freezer. Every time you bust one, do it right into that freezer jar. Fill it up one freezer splooge at a time. Always freshly frozen like spring peas.
Then, on the appointed hour, thaw the jar in the fridge over a day, like a Thanksgiving turkey of shame. And pour it all in and top of the plastic thing made in a factory that represents your unfulfilled essential need to connect to humans. Then bust your last live round on top, and call the job done. Feel accomplishment. Put that jizz jar art project in the fridge to enjoy for however long one’s fleeting mental health episode lasts.
So frustrating. It’s like people have to reinvent the kink wheel every time.
Bravissimo. I was worried there were no wordsmiths left. Thank you 🌹
It’s been awhile since my brain just went…huh
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and left the jar too close to a radiator, cooking the figurine in semen
And it wasn’t just a hypothetical or something. This concept was introduced to everyone when someone had made a 4chan post with a picture of the figurine in the jar and explaining what they have been doing.
Why did I click on the spoiler…I deserve this knowledge. Can’t even hate YOU for posting it, but I want to!
I don’t have lime, but I do have a salty liquid!
eeewwww
The coconut one was even worse!
Don’t look it up: it’ll destroy your Internet for a while.
I envy people whose days can be ruined by learning about the rainbow dash cum jar
degenerate stuff
put the names of the objects (its a jar and rainbow dash) shown into your unfavourite search engine.
so it’s a jar of Santorum with a pony in it?
I always wonder how people manage to find such high quality content.
Jesus H Christ
Jesus Hugging Christ?
Horatio
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
If you do it single handed, sure. You gotta use both hands.
