You’re not throwing them at your enemies hard enough.
The crystals, they do nothing!
Uranium will affect your aura by misaligning your chakras
I was a skeptic but a friend who worked at a crystal shop was ALWAYS around them. Even hauling them by the box then two in a matter of months. He was jacked!
/s just in case
Some of them do shit. Specifically, exploit the impoverished adults and children who mine them so that rich Westerners can wear them.
What about diamond? Those can be traded for large sums of money which can significantly improve your health.
Or severely degrade your life if you need to mine them for subsistence.
Obsidian isn’t even a crystal…
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coprolite?
𝓓𝓸𝓮𝓼𝓷’𝓽 𝓭𝓸 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽
Great guide, could you tell me what sort of benefits I might expect from Selenite?
You get the benefit of having a rock with cool optical properties! It’s clear! It’s chatoyant! it’s like a natural fibre optic cable!
I was in Sedona, AZ, and I witnessed what I can only call a church service about crystals. Interesting place.
I have a lapis lazuli rock the size of a child’s fist on my desk at home. It’s a beautiful rock and I’m happy it doesn’t do shit
I built my entire base out of lapis because idk what else to do with all of it
Have you tried eating any of those before posting this?
Checkmate
It’s really hard to argue with superb logic and science like this.
Fetid fluorite will sometimes give off pure fluorine, which is the exact opposite of healing, but I think it’s cool though as I normally only get to breathe the fumes of the organic solvents at my lab. I would love to have perfluorinated lungs, so I myself can become the forever chemical.
Incorrect. Fluorite is made of calcium fluoride. You can mix that shit with some sulfuric acid and make poison acid gas. Don’t do this though, it definitely won’t cure autism or help you pray the gay away. Hydrogen fluoride is like the complete polar opposite of magical healing powers.
If poison acid gas doesn’t cure my gay, nothing will…
well, it does cure your gay, in addition to curing everything else that comes along with life
A permanent cure for life… I like it.
It’s magical hurting powers however sadly using these powers are forbidden by the geneva council after the first wizard war
Don’t ever Google “tuning fork”. Damn.
I mean, the thing by itself is kinda cool. But the moment they start to “tune” themselves, things quickly go south.
