Can I pls get the meme template without text if someone has it?
Doesn’t appear to exist without the text. She goes by Zoe101anddone.
I had sciatica that seems to be progressing into cauda equina…basically now my buttocks, perineum, inner thigh, cock, asshole, and balls are all numb.
So yeah, I am checking to make sure it’s still there.
And also farts feel fucking weird.
Ahhhh… im presuming you’re aware that’s generally classified a medical emergency
Yeah.
My Ortho doesn’t seem to think so or maybe I’d get a fucking phone call back instead of me having to call his office twice a goddamn day and play phone tag with his receptionist.
I called on Wednesday. He ordered an MRI yesterday and now it’s caught in hospital red tape.
Had I gone into the ER I’d have some answers and a huge bill by now.
I’m half guessing I’ll get a call on Monday saying I should’ve gone to the ER on Wednesday, but that’s why I fucking called in the first place.
Duh it’s a hand warmer.
It’s a fair cop.
I’ve heard a story about someone who lost his penis. Its worth double checking its its still there from time to time
Haha, classic… But also, consider the following.
Gonna have to imagine it till I get back to PC…
Actually, I DONT want to imagine based on that title, and what I remember of the channel… (Whang taught me about the MLP jar heater incident. Great narrator for that level of content)
Agreed, and it’s certainly along the same lines of content.
Built in stress toy
fidget spinner
Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.
I just like grabbing, squeezing and petting it and making it tingle.
If that’s something your struggle to control, there is a solution to that problem…
The solution to enjoying touching your genitalia is sex reassignment surgery?
🤣
It’s not a bad thing to do actually. One reason would be to make sure nothing is out of order. Nothing there that shouldn’t be. It’s not the most visible part of the body so it can be a way to do a quick inspection.
If you have to ask that question, you ain’t got one. And if you don’t know why I’m sitting exactly like that right now, you ain’t never gonna understand.
Yeah that “no reason” is a pretty serious misunderstanding.
Tape your buttcheeks together for a couple hours. That’s a decent approximation of the nutsack environment.
As a lesbian I find this oddly …satisfying to look at.
As a man of culture… I concur.
As a human being with eyeballs, I agree as well.
As a human with no eyeballs, that caption made me cum an anchor
Nice 😏
UberEats guy delivered some food yesterday. Walked up the driveway, bag in one hand, the other one scratching his nethers. Not a good look.
bag in one hand, sack in the other
With shrinkflation his sack was probably heavier.
Had my hand down my pants as I scrolled to see this. Fuck.
Girls who complain about this or laugh at it aren’t admitting they do it with their boobs when there’s no dudes around. Ask a trusted woman in your life.
I just showed my wife this meme and she literally said “we do the same thing with our boobs.”
You got an honest one, congrats
My wife pulls the “under-over” when she’s not wearing a bra.
Forearm under one boob, hand (holding phone) on top of the other. Sometimes I’m jealous of her little shelf…
Woman here: nope. But I do sometimes put a hand down my pants like this.
Then you understand and are wise.
Well I don’t trust you, so
Name checks out as usual
😂😂🤣
Those pants look like they’d be super comfy for exactly one wash.
Man here: there’s a reason. There is a reason.
Two actually!
Gotta give it some breathing room and move it around. No one else does it for me :(
Aww ☹️
Somebody will move it for you some day!
If my wife started trying to make sure my dick could breath and my balls werent sticking to my thigh… 🤨 stop.
Check for baby fever
Thank you cutie. Wish you the best too
I hear that brother!
